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Why coffee is better than men- Coffee doesn't leave the toilet seat up.- A cup of coffee looks good in the morning. - You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee. - Coffee comes with endless refills. - Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning. - You can make coffee as sweet as you want. - You can smoke while drinking coffee. - Coffee doesn't burp, belch or fart and expect applause. - Coffee smells and tastes good. - You can always get fresh coffee. - Coffee goes down easier. - You never have to tell coffee that it was great for you too - You never have to tell coffee that size doesn't matter. - Coffee is good when it's cold too. Coffee isn't jealous of other cups of coffee. - Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less. - You don't have to fake it for coffee. - Coffee doesn't give itself little pet names. - Coffee doesn't need it's own space. |
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